You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:

  1. One weapon
  2. One song blasting from mall speakers
  3. One famous person to fight along side you

Thanks codeblog. I'll take one each of:

  1. A machete, single-sided and sharp
  2. Beethoven's 9th Symphony, the final movement
  3. Bruce Lee at age 30: smart, in-shape, goal-oriented devastator of zombies

1. Wirt's Leg (http://diablo.wikia.com/wiki/Wirt%27s_Leg)
2. The Juliana Theory - If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop? (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/julianatheory/ifitoldyouthiswaskillingmewouldyoustop.html)
3. Bo Jackson
That was me. - Cal