I have to show the following:

1. Lucid semantic ordering.
2. My grasp of English grammar and orthography rules!
3. Potent personality portending prodigious possibilities.

That's right. I'm writing yet another admission essay. Unfortunately, I have to write for an audience. Maybe I should write three essays. The first would be the easy-listening feel-good hit. The second would be the contemporary intellectual meta-story. And the third, the third would be THE LOCUST!

Although I wish I could do this, I'm too cowardly to risk fscking my application, so I'm going to don my mildly tendentious corporate zombie costume and submit this.