Candy by Terry Southern

You'll like this book if you:

  1. Can still laugh at things you thought were hilarious when you were 15.
  2. Saw pure Art in Debbie Does Dallas.
  3. Like a good porno-comedy.
And true enough, the door burst open at that instant and Mr. Christian appeared, looking like some kind of giant insane lobster-man.
-- page 45 of the 8th impression