Here's what Grandpa Cletus has to say on Iraq:
You know what's wrong with Iraq? I'll tell you what's wrong with Iraq!
Look at this here chart. It shows that we ain't had a Secretary of War since 1947. 1947!!!
All we got nowadays is a Secretary of Defense. And I suppose that's fine if you want to go defend Panama in '89 or even Kuuuuuwait in '92, but it ain't going to help if you're fixing to go invade 'Nam or Korea or Iraq.
How's about that? All these years, we ain't had a Secretary of Offense, and them damn Washington boys ain't even smart enough to figure that one out. And they just keep voting themselves payraises. Tarnation!