Do you like puzzles? Match.com has at least one.

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<a href="http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?Handle=Lu_Lu_78&DO=2">Lu_Lu_78</a> 

Since her profile lists her as "Looking for Mr. Left", I'm hoping that Lu Lu = <a href="http://www.wordspy.com/words/LULU.asp">Locally Unwanted Land Use</a>, and that 78 implies 1978. While her (nick)name could be Lulu (a <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=lulu">ravishing female</a> or <a href="http://www.cloudnet.com/~bobpfef/LULU.HTM">Little Lulu</a>), it's much more interesting to think that she's saying that Match.com is the <a href="http://ublib.buffalo.edu/libraries/projects/lovecanal/background_lovecanal.html">Love Canal</a> and being somewhat self-deprecating (look at that huge pool of toxic psychology; let's go swimming!).  
If that's the case, she's probably dying for intellectual stimulation.
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