Our financial uptime has gone to hell recently. There's basically blood in the streets of the world's financial districts and all those rich guys are twisting political arms to get something done. Lots of people point the blame towards investment banks, toxic mortgages, crazy derivatives, yadda yadda.

When in reality, the sole cause of all this financial downtime has been Twitter.

Twitter has the Fail Whale when the site goes down. What is the US financial market's symbol of failure?
What is the sound of one person trading?